Happy 2018!
PEAS 🦆
thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.
If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it’s illegal to go through mail.
The person who thought of that is actually a genius.
God oh god. I needed that
Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law
If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.
I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life
Thank you
Look at me up there making criminals better criminals. :)
😯😂 keep them spare envelopes and stamps in the car weed smokers!
#DontGoThruMyPost!
aye just pre-stamp envelopes and keep them shits in ya car 😂
Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.
This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.
This is it. This is the new and perfect litmus test.
Litmus test accepted
Perfect.
From “first of all how dare you” to “fuck yeah, toast those responsible like a grilled cheese sandwich.”
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
